Baby Blender

The joke uses a shocking image of a baby in a blender to create discomfort, then pivots to a crude statement about masturbation. The unexpected shift and the taboo nature of both topics create the humor, which might be considered dark and offensive.

• Baby
• Blender
• Dark Humor
• Masturbation
• Eye
• Violence

• Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
• What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
• How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
• How do you get a baby out of a blender? With Doritos!