Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

Realizing you only put in 4.

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

One at the bottom that's still alive.

What's worse than that?

It's forced to eat its way out.

What's even worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.