The 40+ Best Innocent Jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent

When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white

Innocent

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...