What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
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I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
What does michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
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a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
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