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Olympic Style Condoms

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, simpleton. The joke is that the husband finishes too fast in bed. In the Olympics, silver is for second place. If he 'comes' second, the wife actually gets some satisfaction for once. You probably finish before the commercial break too, don't you?

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