Red Riddle: Half a Cat Edition (Morbid Version!)", "humorTypes": ["dark", "dark/morbid", "wordplay", "riddle

Listen up, you simpleton. You seriously need this explained? The setup asks what's red with two legs. The punchline is "half a cat", implying the other half got mushed and painted the legs red. You are probably the kinda person who claps when the plane lands.