Whats jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.