Whats jokes
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.