Whats jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!