Whats jokes
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!