Whats jokes

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.

What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?

White Vans.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

What is red and very rare?

A child in a blender.

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"