Whats jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!