Whats jokes
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Memes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."