Whats jokes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Memes
Hor- wait what the hell is that
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.