Whats jokes

What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?

dribbling.

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

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What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea.

What's worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

There’s 20 of them.

So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.