Whats jokes
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.