What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Washing Machine vs. Hooker
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny because it makes a comparison between a washing machine and a hooker. You know that a washing machine washes clothes. The punchline is that unlike a washing machine, a hooker will follow you *after* you "put a load in her". See, it's funny because it's...ewww. Based bear out.