Whats jokes
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.