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Family

Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up.

If you get it, you get it.

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    • Epilepsy

    What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

    Memes

    Whats memes

    Food

    What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

    Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

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    • Orphan

    Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

    Cake

    What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

    Fat, you get fat.

    What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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    • Shooting

    Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

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    • Redneck

    A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

    The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

    After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.

    The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.

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    • Baby

    what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

    nobody cries when you cut up the baby.