What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
โDad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?โ
No sun.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
