what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Whats Jokes
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
