Whats jokes

What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?

White vans.

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.