Whats jokes
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What the heck did I discover?
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.