Whats jokes
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.