Whats jokes
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.