Whats jokes
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
*Side eye*
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?