Whats jokes
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Hor- wait what the hell is that
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.