Whats jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Memes
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.