Whats jokes
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.