Whats jokes
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Memes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Whatβs the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Whatβs the difference between kids and drugs?
I donβt hide drugs in my basement.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
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What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Whatβs the best thing about 28 year olds?
Thereβs 20 of them.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.