What's happening jokes
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Memes
When i was watching south park, this what happens...
can someone please tell what happened?
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What happened to watersharky?