What's happening jokes
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What happened to watersharky?
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
can someone please tell what happened?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."