What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.