What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
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What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.