What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.