What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
One time, there was a happy little girl. One day, her teacher asked how many legs and arms a pineapple have. She said,
"You know those pokey things on it? That's how many."
Teacher says, "That's dumb. They have zero." Then the next day, the girl set a fire in her house, and she burned her legs and arms. Then she survived and went to school. Then the teacher said, "I heard your house went on fire, and by the way, you know you don't have no arms or legs, right?" The girl said, "OK." Then the teacher asked the question the teacher asked yesterday again. She said, "What do you call a girl with no legs or arms?" The teacher said, "Answer my question!" The girl said, "OK, OK, the girl said 13." The teacher said, "Pineapples do not even have legs!"
Then the teacher had to calm down. Then the teacher said to the girl, "Ask a question. Whatever you want." Then the girl said, "Ok, and I'm sorry, teacher." Teacher said, "It's ok, I need a break." The girl said, "What do you call a girl without legs or arms?" Someone from the class, her name was Nia, she said, "A worm." She said, "NO!!!" The teacher said, "Calm down. Just tell us what!" The girl said, "OK then." The girl said it.......
And y'all who is reading my story, guess what the answer is before I tell you and by the way the girl's name is Sunny. Back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE! Then when the teacher was calm, she told her to sit down. Then the teacher read a story, "The Three Little Pigs." Then the girl went home, she got a new house, then lived happily ever after.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.