What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.