What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Car

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

Can

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.