What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.