What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!