What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.