What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.