What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.