What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Dick

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

Creeper

Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?

Mom: Shit, I don't know...

Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dad: That's my boy's!!!

Baby

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

Face

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.