What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.