What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.