What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
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What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.