What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.