What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Man

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Girl

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Wizard

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.