What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.