What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.