What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?