Progressive Democrat

Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, you got a Democrat, right? And this Democrat is all about being "progressive," whatever that means for your pea brain. But guess what? They lost the election! So, what do you call them? The joke is that you call them a "Democrat that lost in a presidential election", which is just stating the obvious. Boom! Roasted! You are probably very sad about this, or very happy, depending on your sad little political alignment.