What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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