What Do You Call a... jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.