What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.