What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.