What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.