What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.