What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.