What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!