What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.