What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
