What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.