What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
