What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.