What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.