What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.