What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a mean cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!