What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
