What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road........suicidal
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY