Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye
Mushroom
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
