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Mushroom

Daniel King

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Friend

Daniel King

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Friend

Daniel King

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

Party

Anonymous

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

Puns

the edgelord

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

Son

Jerell Steward

A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye

Orange

Anonymous

Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!

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