Fungi jokes

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?

He was a fungi!

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye

Mushroom?

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

Why does Mario eat mushrooms?

Because he's a very fungi!

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

Why did the mushroom get a new house?

Because there wasn’t mushroom!

Where did the mushroom kill himself?

In the mushroom.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Mushroom.

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"