Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Mushroom?
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Mushroom.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
