Fungi

Fungi Jokes

Mushroom

Why does Ms. Mushroom ๐Ÿ„ go out with Mr. Mushroom ๐Ÿ„?

Because heโ€™s a fungi.

Mushroom

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Eye

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told itโ€™s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" โ€”โ€”โ€”-Fungeye

Goat

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

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  • Mushroom

    A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"