What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.