What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
