What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...