What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Major

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Priest

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.

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  • Cancer

    What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

    •Terminal

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  • Child

    What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

    Not Sally.

    Nut

    What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    My asian neighbors dinner.

    Brother

    What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

    A virgin.

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