What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.