What Do You Call a... jokes
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.