What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.