What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.