What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.