What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.