What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
What do you call a bird orgie?
No bird control.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
