What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.