What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.