What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.