What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.