What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.