What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.