What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.