What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."