What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.