What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?

A coward.

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.

What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?

Carlos!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.