What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.