What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
