What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.