What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.