What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower? In trouble
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything duck tape
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
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Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
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