What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.