What Do You Call a... jokes
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Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.