What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.