What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Robot

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Man

What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

Owl

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Bunch

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

Pizza

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Baby

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Kill Streak

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.