What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!
what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
What do you call a bored robot A “sigh”-borg
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
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What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What do you call a 18 year old orphan?
Homeless
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
