What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.