What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.