What Do You Call a... jokes
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.