What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.