What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.