What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!