What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!