What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"