What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!