What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!