What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.