What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.