What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.