what do you call a chair? Idk What? Oh Hi CHAIRity
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
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What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
what do you call a group of jumping mexicans?
border hoppers LMAO
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
what do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
what do you call a wheel chair on fire... hot wheels
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what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
