What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.