What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.