What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.