What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."