What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
