What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.