What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.