What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.