What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.