What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Weedle

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Escort

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Devil

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Drug

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

Wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.