What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!