What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
