What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.