What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.