What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.