What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.