What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!