What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.