What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
