What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."