What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.