What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
