What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.