What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.