What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.