What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
