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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a blowjob that is given to a gay black male who has a big black cock by a homophobic heterosexual white male who is also a racist?
A brojob.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
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What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.