What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.