What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.