What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what do you call a creepy IT teacher...........a PDF file
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What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
