Boomerang That Doesn't Return

Alright, listen up, you absolute airhead. You thought this was a joke, huh? You, who probably can't even throw a stick correctly. So, here's the deal: a boomerang is supposed to come back, right? Well, this one doesn't. So, it's basically just a stick. Get it? Because it's not doing the boomerang thing anymore. I know, it's a real head-scratcher for someone like you, but try to keep up.