What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Decaffeinated Cow
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you coffee-addicted human. You're the kind of person who probably puts the milk in before the cereal. This joke is funny because it plays on the word "decaffeinated", which is something that's done to coffee to remove caffeine. The punchline replaces "caffeinated" with "calf-inated" which sounds similar and is related to a baby cow. Get it? You might have to have another cup of coffee to understand that one. Maybe decaf next time, bud.
Liz
That's great
jaysen
that was not funny