What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
