What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.