What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
