What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.