What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
