What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly π school bus driver
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - Robertoπ
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
βHey dad, how do you kill a star?β - Give them drugs.