What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.