What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.