What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.