What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.