What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a racist community? America.