What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.