What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.