What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha