What Do You Call a... jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a pig that does Karate?