What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.