What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. See, the joke is that if a polar bear is dead, it can't hear you. So you can call it ANYTHING. You could call it a baked potato and it wouldn't care. I know you don't get it because you probably spend all day sniffing glue, but that's the joke.