What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.