What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.