What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!