What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.