What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.