Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're InDepEndent womem after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist. Or join in the fun
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
