Join Jokes


why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race

in Depression

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

in Emo

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

in Little Johnny

Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

in Depression

Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!


I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran


God: “Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven: “ahh fu-”

Comments and join dumbledore’s army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck

in Best

A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ¨Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!¨ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ¨Yes sir!¨ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ¨Forks and knives, forks and knives!¨ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ¨Goody-goody gumdrops!¨ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You´re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!

random person

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.

After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.

The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:

“Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please.”

His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.

After a good night’s rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.

The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.

The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.

The receptionist responds:

“Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke.”

in Puns

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Jenson fisher
in Emo

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn’t make the cut

in Little Johnny

Parents: “OH! honey, we were just wrestling!”

Little Johnny: “OK! I’ll join you!”

Billy come home
in Roast

yo mama so fat when she joined NASA they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

in Emo

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: “do you want to join my family tree?”

in Star Wars

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Daniel King
in Dog

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

in Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris didn’t join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris

in Koala

Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in