Join jokes
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.