What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios? Fruit Loops
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
