What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.