What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
