What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
