What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.