Why is my butt wet i forgot
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
