Wet Jokes

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.

Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread

Is water wet?

A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

my dad wet to go get milk

To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"

The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"

The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.

Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.

Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"