Wet jokes
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Memes
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
My dad went to go get milk.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!