Wet Jokes

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?

spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants

Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.

When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet

my dad wet to go get milk

To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide

wet like up and like down but don't move? a mountain! hehehehehehehehehehe