Wet jokes

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

My dad went to go get milk.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"

The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"

The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.

Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.

Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.